A Day in the Life of a Dog
Bark Bark, Woof Woof.
(Translating doggy
language)
There we go! Hello
friends! My name is Dog. Sorry about that. I was just trying out a barkslator
to talk to you guys! I ordered it from… Petkart was it? No, it was… yeah
Dogazon! I just remembered. Anyways let me show you my house.
There we go! That’s my
house! Cool isn’t it? It is homely. It is actually a mansion. But it is a rat’s
paradise. I think you guys call it a dump. I even have a phone and it is
awesome! Anyway, let’s explore someplace else. I shall introduce you to my
neighbors.
It is a long walk, so let
us chat. Oh we need to cross the road! What a bother! Lights turned green… (Car
whizzes by) Hey, you crazy man! Haven’t you humans learnt not to break rules??
Oh well… I guess they’ll never learn. Ooh we’ve reached my neighbors.
Hey Pussy! Hey there, Rhino!
This is my new friend. Pussy is training to become a real-life artist. It means
that she likes to let her imagination run wild and turn the house which she
lives in topsy turvy. It is a fine sight, I must say! And her pictures move.
The people scream and shriek and it is epic!
Oh, I almost forgot to
introduce Rhino! Rhino’s real name is Rhino the Hamster. He likes to go around
in a ball. I still remember all those play dates we used to have when I was a
puppy. He dreams of becoming a Hamsterlete (or athlete is what you humans call
it). Hamsterletes are supposed to roll on their ball till the finish line.
These occur in the animalics (or Olympics for you).
Aaargh!! Those people are
launching wireforks into the air and it hurts our ears, it does. Wish they
would stop someday.
